Tater Tot Explosion!

What happens when you leave two, two year old's unattended for approximately 4 minutes with a plate of tater tots?

Apparently the tater tots turn into little tiny tater tot bombs and explode into seven billion pieces.  This results in hysterical laughter from the tiny humans who are supposed to be eating them.

What lesson did we learn from this? 

Tater tots are the only way I can get my laminate floors to look shiny and new (and slippery...)